Friday, 15 October 2021

 

Toxicity on the scene and List shaming.

When is something not just a joke? When it’s carried on too far, when people are actively upset. This is the time to draw a line and say no more, or at least nothing hurtful. This last week since the events around the Clash of Kings UK, I have sunk into a pit of depression and helplessness. Honestly near suicidal. This is not easy to write.




Background

People know me on the scene and hopefully most would say I’m a nice enough guy, who gives a fun a tactical game. I like to take powerful lists usually focused on melee and speed. Preferably with less painting involved. :p

Back in August I was looking at the Halfling beta list on Easy army I noticed that Aeronuats were not irregular. I fed this back to the RC and was told they were going to leave it how it was for now, and see how it went.

In September I spoke with a good friend of mine Matt Hobday, the list had still not been updated, so Matt contacted Mantic direct and was told the list would not be changing, I also contacted Mantic and found the same. I knew they were going to be made irregular going forward so thought this would be a fun chance to take a very unusual army to Clash of Kings, hopefully one that would be fun for me and my opponents. (They are speed 7 without Nimble, so even a cavalry army would outpace me)

Also at the time of writing there was going to be no other changes to Aeronauts other than Irregular, so thought if the unit did turn out to be slightly too good (as I had reported in my feedback) It could be slightly nerfed. I have since been accused of lying for wanting to provide feedback because I did not run them as if it was irregular. I wanted to provide feedback on Aeronauts, not the specific list, and yes I wanted to take the strongest list I could.

I mentioned my list to one member of the RC and they had no issue with it, I mentioned it to another RC member and they thought it would be hilarious and actively encouraged me! Buoyed on by this I spent nearly all my free time for around 2 weeks painting and building the army.


Submission

On the day of list submission I get messaged by an RC member in front of a group of others who said I was being a dick taking the list. I felt shamed by this and somewhat confused, the other two RC had had no issue with it. Several people in that group reached out to me, saying they were on my side, and that it looked fun. I started to feel down, should I pull out, would others have a go at me? Chatting with the others we agreed it was so random I probably wouldn’t get more than say 4 wins, I agreed, but thought since Matt Hobday had printed the army for me, it’d still be fun at least.

I asked how the RC member had got my list and it turns out the RC had been sent my list, and at least 1 playing RC member in fact had all of our army lists, so they could “validate them”. I pointed out this was unfair, and was told by Mantic that all our lists would be made available. Knowing this, I decided to put my list and some pictures on KoW Fanatics for all to see.

The Feedback was mostly good, I got various likes and laughs. The majority left amusing comments/memes. However I got responses from two members RC saying the list did not look fun and from one that I was “Exploiting the F**k out of the list”… Again I was confused where the hate had come from, the other two RC I had spoken with previously had no issues.

Of course as it turned out the other lists were not posted, giving an unfair advantage to those who got to see and study them without anyone else even being made aware…


Clash of Kings

On arrival Friday I was told that an RC member had already been talking shit about me and my list, apparently, I was a dick for taking it. RC why did you not just change the bloody list if you had a problem with it being taken…

My weekend already tainted, I pressed ahead and finished painting the army.

6 games over the weekend, and mostly good games, I did get an outburst in one game saying I should just admit the list wasn’t fluffy and themed. I immediately said well sure it’s an insane bullshit spam list, I was joking... I was taken aback by the vitriol in this, from someone who is normally very mild mannered and friendly.

Many people take spam armies, be it Zombie, Badgers, Shooting spam, Knight armies. Do they get shamed and called a dick by multiple people? No or at least they shouldn’t be.


Aftermath

After the event, with everything that had occurred I felt pretty down. I’d brought a legal list and been shamed for it. I also did worse than if I had brought a normal balanced list. I ended up going 4 and 2, exactly as I and others expected.

I posted on Fanatics saying how random the army was and although fun I would not recommend it as a serious tournament army. I got a response saying that some of my opponents had not. This worried me as I want everyone to have fun, so I reached out, I got reassuring comments back from all bar the one person who had got upset in the game.

Now I do want to say here, that person did say how they normally enjoy playing against me, and I genuinely like the guy! However they said that The overwhelming view I heard from people about the list, was that it was "a dick move, made to try and win the event at the expense of your opponents experience” also comments saying what I had said was rubbish. So now I didn’t know what to think.

I apologised in any case, and said I had no plan to bring such a list again, I felt more and more depressed with the whole situation. I considered reaching out, wrote something up. Then deleted it. I didn’t have enough emotional energy to keep refuting and arguing with people who decided quite unfairly I was a dick and a liar.


Ripples

But that wasn’t the end of it. Over the next few days people posted comments about Themed Fluffy armies, some may have been jokes, but with everything over the weekend they hit me hard.

I dropped from a future tournament that would contain some of these people who had been/still are making toxic comments.


Lets move on.

As of today there are still posts going up accusing me/Matt of lying and similar. Please everyone I can’t take this any more, can you stop.

All of the people who have made these comments are people I genuinely like, I just want to move on. Lets be friends everyone please, I’m in tears here…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday, 3 August 2020

Evil Ascendant

Barksain Boltstruck surveyed the ruins of his capital with sadness, the evil Orcs and armies of Dust had killed his subjects, their sheer brutality shocked him to his core. The lands had been despoiled, surely this was not the Green Ladies will?

His remaining Elf forces lead by Elf King Mai-Ladieral had vanished in the night, obviously the cowardly King had had enough, perhaps he would retire to a duckpond...

Barksain turned to Gnarlsly his Warden, "What of our allies, The Red Redeemer and the Brotherhood of the Green Lady?" Gnarlsly bowed her head, "Routed Sire... There is little chance they will return." 

"Is there no hope for the West?" called out Barksain? in his deep slow booming voice. "NONE." called out a green figure, appearing translucently before him. Was it, could it be, the Green Lady?

The green and feminine ghostly figure, glided forward. "YOU WERE NEVER MEANT TO SUCCEED MY FOLLOWER." I THANK YOU, BUT YOUR TIME HERE IS DONE." She paused as if is considering how much to share, then continued, with a sad smile. "GOOD WAS IN THE ASCENDANT, AND NOW BALANCE IS BEING RESTORED." , her form beginning to fade. "IT IS TIME FOR EVIL TO ASCEND." And then she was gone.

Barksain bowed his head, and in a broken voice slowly and quietly said to the empty air. "Your will, my queen..."  The once mighty king, and his remaining Treekin spread apart, and trudged slowly into the green places of the world. There they stopped and ever so slowly they re-assumed their basic natures once again. They would await the call of the Green Lady, her will be done.

As the last movement left the forms of Barksain Boltstruck and the warden Gnarlsly, their bodies intertwined, locked together for the ages.

Picture by Josephine Wall

Thursday, 30 July 2020

Elksberg Offensive


Elksberg Offensive

This was a roughly even battle between myself an Dan Caltagirone, part of the ongoing campaign. He had 900 points and I had 600 + my King Barksain Boltstruck. (worth 320 points)

My Army




Dan's army




Scenario


We played a Control on a 4' x 4' board. I mean Dan did, I played Kill. :p (If everything is dead you'll probably win the scenario)

Prologue

Barksain Boltstruck pondered the situation as only a Tree Herder can. "Hmmm..." Several hours passed as he considered the vile confederation of Dust and the Orc. They had swarmed over his lands but then run away when he had expected an attack on his capital.

Perhaps the power of the Green Lady had scared them? This could be a good time to restore his former lands. Splitting his host, he left his ancient fortress under the control of Exemplar Julius Anguita - The Red Redeemer his liege lord and ruler of the Brotherhood of the Green Lady. Two of Barksain's armies were sent to recapture villages while he would venture forth, and return the town of Elksberg to it's proper place.

As he got closer he saw many Orcs gathering, this worried him as he'd thought hey had all fled the area. However they appeared dull and tired. They must have marched all night to be at the battle. This could be in his favour, perhaps they would make errors in their strategy? 

Battle


Seizing the initiative Barksain and his small force sped forward, beginning to encircle the enemy, watching for weakness. He didn't have to wait long.

Seizing the Initiative

The Orcs slowly edged forward for the main, however one large group of impetuous Young Ax moved up, apparently ignoring Barksain! They seemed intent on the main force perhaps concentrating on the Dragon Lyffang?

Seeing the flank offered to him and deciding decisive action was the way forward, Barksain sped forward into the side of the foolish Orcs. Screaming with something between fear and anger, the Elf King Mai-Ladieral, on the Great green Dragon, Lyffang charged into the front of the Orcs along with their recently dscovered new allies, the Riverguard Treeleapers. The Orcs held for mere seconds before streaming away. Orcs scurried everywhere, routed with ease

Charge!

The remaining Orcs seemed flabbergasted at this briefly, then a lone and either very brave or very stupid drummer, turned towards Barksain. Hoisting his drum up high he began to madly charge directly at Boltstruck himself! Surely this was doomed to failure? Somehow he swung his drum with enough force to slightly damage the oaken skin. The Orc was exultant! However seconds later, a green light burst out of Barksain, the Orc shielded his eyes and then... Unbelievably the Tree King was unmarred once again...

In typical form Mai-Ladieral on his mighty Dragon stood and watched as a group of Orcs with great bladed axes ran his way, and timing his defence terribly, the Orcs caused major wounds to his poor mount Lyffang, and even he suffered a long scvratch down his arm! "Arrggh!" he yelped, and as per previous battles he once again considered fleeing... "Back Lyffang!" He panicked. Looking round wildly he exhorted his Dragon to back away and take refuge in the nearby duck pond. Scattering the few wildfowl that we're currently hiding in the undergrowth. Mai-Ladieral looked around wildly with fear as a goose honked in his direction.

The far braver Riverguard Treeleapers, engaged the other unit of great axed Orcs, but somehow failed to do much too them, thier weapons not piercing the lightly armoured Orcs nearly as well as expected.

Barksain and the Hunters of the Wild seeing the distress of Mai-Ladieral both charged the flanks of the Great Axed Orcs routing them quickly. Barksain turned to Mai-Ladieral briefly. Seeing him standing in the duck pond dripping and cowering Barksain let out a deep sigh, if only his Elf allies could be more reliable...

The pond is safe right? HONK!

The remaining great axed Orcs counter charged the Riverguard Treeleapers and routed them with ease, the frogs jumping away in all directions...

Barksain was too busy to note this however, as the final horde of young Orcs charged off the hill, their Godspeaker chanting to try to aid their vigor, but thankfully the impetuous Orcs ignored him. Their axes began to bite, however this wasn't enough to topple the ancient Tree Herder.


Mai-Ladieral was still feeling unsure about the situation, but Lyffang the powerful Dragon had had enough. Jumping forward he powered himself straight into the flank of the young Orcs causing terrible wounds with his claws, felling Orc after Orc with ease. Letting out a roar of wild excitement , Lyffang exulted as the few remaining Orcs fled. Mai-Ladieral barely holding onto the saddle above him let out a weak shout, and then dropped his weapon, which tumbled to ground. Barksain shook his head once again, perhaps he'd bring Kai, Mai's brother to battle next time...

End Throes

Barksain then took a few seconds to deal with the plucky Orc and his drum, impressed with the drummers earlier bravery, he knocked him out rather than killing him, he doubted the Orc would have done the same. Turning he saw his Hunters of the Wild engaged with the last remaining Great axed Orcs, by the time he got there though the Orcs routed. The Orc Flagger went the same way.

As the battle ended the reluctant Mai-Ladieral decided it would be safer to encourage Lyffang to deal with the Godspeaker from afar, Lyffang shot huge gouts of flame towards the Orc over the building but most of it missed, and the battle for good or ill was done.

"Brave" Mai-Ladieral encourages Lyffang to engulf the God-Speaker.


Epilogue

Elksberg had been recovered, the Orcs dispatched with ease but Barksain Boltstruck was not pleased. Seconds ago his scouts had returned news that the Armies of Dust and Orcs had tricked him, their retreat had been a bluff. 

A mighty combined force, had in fact attacked his capital which he had left undefended bar for his allies the Brotherhood of the Green Lady. Was this the end or could Julius Anguita - The Red Redeemer, his now liege hold it for him? Surely the Green Lady had a plan... Or was this the end?

The current turn of the campaign


Saturday, 11 July 2020

Battle of Bognor Bridge

The Battle of Bognor Bridge


Welcome to my narrative battle report. This was a Universal Battle campaign game played between myself and Sam Sowden Garcia. We had approx 3300 points each, Sam choose the scenario which was a Dominate, I choose to go first. 

Lists

Sam's army was,



Exemplar Julius Anguita - The Red Redeemer

Plus his Campaign legendary king, These Kings have one upgraded stat of our choice and two artefacts. up to a limit of 320 points.  

Exemplar Redeemer on Winged Unicorn, Unit Strength 2!, Brew of Sharpness, Blessing of the Gods.










My army was,



My King. 




Prologue


Barksain Boltstruck - King of the Sylvans
Barksain Boltstruck surveyed the land. He knew that foul enemies were all around him, planning to chop down the trees, kill the peaceful creatures that lived there, and pollute the land. 

The Green Lady surely must not want this outcome, and he knew he had her favour as her Avatar had appeared to him to help defend the land!

Just then the Warden of the High forests Gnarlsly returned, bearing news from the scouts. "Sire!" She laboriously croaked, "It is worse than we thought." , "We are being invaded over the River Bognor by the old ones bridge!" 







"Hmm" said Barksain slowly, a deep groaning vibration emanating from within him. "This is the point we must meet them and destroy their forces, we need that to hold that bridge to stop their invasion of the land". "But Sire!" said Gnarlsly, "The humans, they call themselves the Brotherhood of the Green Lady, and Sire...". "They also have a supposed Avatar of the Green Lady herself!". 

"WHAT!" thundered Barksain, an electric spark crackling around his branches. "She must not be a true Avatar, unless" He finished thoughtfully... "The Lady wills us to leave this place?". Gnarlsly shifted nervously from trunk foot to foot, her roots trailing.

"We shall meet them in battle, and let the Lady herself decide." Barksain said with calm and measured groaning tones. "As she wills.", "Gather the banners, call our Elven allies."

The Battle Begins


Later that day the Brotherhood of the Green Lady and their numerous forces we're drawing close, their pennants and banners fluttering in the chill wind. The bridge had to be held. Barksains forces scouted ahead and at last minute bursted from the trees. Surprising the enemy and hurtling forwards with supernatural speed!

King Boltstruck had a cunning plan, using his Lady given agility, he sped forward and struck a Unicorn, before the Brotherhood could react! If the Lady willed, he would crush it, and with his momentum then strike the flank of the Water Elementals. His ally the Wiltfather charged the Elementals front simultaneously, his mysterious dark miasma oozed out towards the enemy, spreading decay into them, wherever it went.

Barksain Boltstruck hit hard and the Unicorn whinnied in terror! But then some mysterious force of will steadied him and Barksain was repulsed!

The initial gambit fails, setting up the inevitable flanks...



This was a terrible omen and the nearby Redemption Knights, despite being momentarily taken aback ,soon regain their composure and charged into Barksains flank. Near instantly, his animating lifeforce was deadened and that was the last he knew, bar one long thought. "Green Lady, why have you forsaken us?"



The Wiltfather
The Wiltfather on the other hand, knew much of death and loss, and despite Water Elementals surging into his flank, held on. The Sylvan Avatar of the Green Lady speed onwards and healed the Wiltfather somewhat, and together with flanking Tree Shamblers they managed to rout a Horde of Water Elementals, turning the ground into a messy muddy puddle. Perhaps her favour was returning?  No, it was not to be, like a tsunami the remaining Elementals swept onwards and the Wiltfather was knock prone uprooted and deadened on the cold ground, as his body began to sink into the mud. 

Barksains gambit had failed utterly...








The rest of the Sylvan army sped forwards, they knew they must keep the enemy away from the bridge, and despite the loss of their leaders so early the needed to hold!

Hold the Bridge!

The plucky Gur Panthers charged into the enemy all over the battle field, and somehow many of them kept the enemey occupied. The Earth Elementals and Knights seeming somewhat frightful of these large predatory cats. The Knights even wavered briefly and looked to be on the edge of fleeing! But they were too headstrong for that and seconds later, they rebounded into the fray.

On the other flank huge flying monstrosities including the Julius Anguita, the Red Redeemer on his flying Unicorn faced off briefly with the Elven Kings before running away, heading over the Sylvan forces in an aerial flyby display that beggared belief.



The Elven King Mai-Ladieral riding Lyffang.

Elf King Mai-Ladieral, on the Great green Dragon, Lyffang, could see things going badly for his allies and knew the Treekin sorely needed help. He wished he'd been able to muster more of people, but only he and one other on the fastest Elven horse had, had the speed to get to the battle in time.

Spurring the great Lyffang on, he sped towards the flank of the great horde of Brotherhood Knights. Landing with devastating impetus he hewed them with his mighty enchanted Polearm, again and again! The Hunters and Shamblers also engaged the horde, but due to some unknown force they fared poorly and did not even scratch the Knights armour.





Due to this abysmal turn of events the Knights we're not killed and merely began to waver as like the other Order of Redemption. But... Again their headstrong nature swung them back into the action! They hit the Hunters with extreme anger and disintegrated their life energies with ease.

King Mai-Ladieral now had a choice, continue into the horde of Knights and finish them. Or a quick flight into the Flank of Order of Redemption. Deciding perhaps wrongly that the Horde was dealt with for now and blocked in place, they could be safely left,  the Dragon, Lyffang launched itself into the air! And then crashing down again into the Redemption Knights flank causing carnage! But once again some bizarre turn of events stopped them from fleeing and with insane courage the knights held on!

Battle of the Avatars


On the right, the Avatars of the Green Lady we're facing off, each hurling out green and black auras of arcane energy. Healing magic was bursting forth from the Unicorns and nothing was dying! But then eventually the Sylvan's magic faltered, the Lady favour turned towards the Brotherhood and the remaining Shamblers we're killed.

If they had only lasted one more turn, but alas it was not to be. This critical failure meant the Water elementals could direct their attention to the bridge.



The Red Redeemer on his winged unicorn had spent most of his time fighting Gur Panthers on the far flank but then as the day progressed,hurtled back to the centre and started dismembering Hunters of the Wild. Thing looked grim, and faced with mere Men at-Arms, the Elven King Mai-Ladieral decided it was time to leave and cowardly fled the battlefield! It was now the last stand of the Sylvans...

Until now the unobtrusive Forest Warden Gnarlsly had taken a back seat, but she could see surely all was lost, the enemy would surely capture her Liege and they would not willingly ransom him, this could not be allowed, she would give her life for him if need be. She saw a slim chance and took it. 

The Red Redeemer had his back to Gnarlsly treating her with obvious disdain. Well she'd show him! With a cunning anger she sped into his rear and hit him with incredible force, and felled him. The Red Redeemer was down!

As thing stood, the day was nearly at an end. If the battle was decided now it would be a draw, but the Brotherhood made the choice to fight on just a little longer, disaster!


The end is nigh...

The final throws of the battle saw the loss of most of the remaining Sylvan forces. Gnarlsly was seen dragging away the body of the Red Redeemer, a handful of Forest shamblers and the Avatar of the green lady, also disappeared into the trees.

The Brotherhood of the Green Lady had won, but at great cost, both armies had been battered. Was this truly serving the Green Ladies will? In the coming days, their envoys met and the Kings were ransomed one for one. Perhaps this would bring a lasting peace between their kingdoms?



Ending


With the power of the Avatar, Barksain Boltstruck regained consciousness. With an instant clarity he knew his plan had failed utterly and worse still the inability to secure the bridge meant he had no safe route to his lands. Now a vast army stood between him and his home, and his forces we're sorely diminished. He'd had disturbing reports of an evil alliance of Orcs and an Empire of Dust invading his homeland, but what could he do? Plus what of the Green Lady, what plan did she have for him? A worried frown settled upon his great bark face.

"What will we do without your blessing my Lady?" he said to himself... Gnarlsly the plucky warden spoke up. "You will always have me sire".


Daniel "Darklord" King













Monday, 10 July 2017

South West Clash - Cider for all! :D


Last weekend saw a trip down south to Bristol, this was great fun as there was a few of us coming down from t'north. (Walter Simpson, Paul Welsh, Nick Williams, Sam Barker) Much drink and fun was had Friday night, Matt James the TO even joined us/tried to get us drunker still. :P

And relax...

A teensy bit drunk now... :P
I brought my Varangrr of course, my current army. I’d had success at Altibash the weekend before, so decided to stick with something similar.



We arrived nice and early (if somewhat worse for wear) and started with the champagne mimosas. :D





Game 1 – Ed Herzig – Trident Realms - Dominate

Ah Ed, he’s an old friend of mine, but we’d never played KoW together! To rectify this Ed challenged me, and I was happy to accept.

Gorgeous!

Ed’s list was really solid, and the army itself looked lovely. :)



As you can see below I decided to put both my Chimera down one flank, and they faced off vs two Knuckers. I briefly considered holding them just out of charge range but figured Ed would keep me at bay all day if I did, so instead I moved up to by the impassible Height 4 rocks and placed both Chimera together angled towards each other slightly, thereby preventing a multi charge onto either model. I picked on one Knucker with a Conclave and slightly damaged it.

Ed held off with them, out of charge arc, then on the following turn I used a Chimera’s breath attack and the Conclaves to rout one, and luckily wavered the other just with the 2nd Chimera’s breath attack!

Lets get ready to rumble!

On the left my Fallen closed up and prepared to flank, I had a charge onto the Depth Horrors with my Fallen with Blood of the Old King. I went in, used the artefact and it hugely helped, popping the Depth Horrors in one go and leaving my Fallen behind Ed’s line.

It all started to go badly for Ed now, as he tried to block all the potential flank/rear charges, he missed one and the Fallen behind the line got a rear charge into his Giant! The Chimera’s mopped things up too around the rear until eventually everything routed. Ed only got to kill my Wolves who I sacrificed to prevent his nasty Placoderm horde from getting to a better position and eating my units.

The end is nigh
Big win to me. Ed is a gentleman and took it with good graces, it was really nice to get a game in with him though next time it will hopefully be closer.



Game 2 – Paul Fordham - Varangrrr - Ransack

Paul was the stand in player, he'd also got a really big win in round 1. He was running Varangrrr with a lovely painted army. The list itself was pretty tough.


This game started off quite well for me as I advanced my Chimera (Haste) onto the flank, partially behind the impassable height 4 terrain. Paul’s Herja chased after it, but my Chimera ignored her completely and landed behind his line. (out of sight of Herja)



On the right with my 2nd Chimera, (Pathfinder) we had a Chimera off, with our Magus Conclaves trading shots for several turns. My Pathfinder Chimera ended up speeding into the centre wood for a flank charge and eventually Paul’s Chimera charged into the terrain, bounced, and was routed in return.

Back on my left with Fallen pushing into the front and a Chimera behind they didn’t last long and I ended up with a big win.


Game 3 – Nick Williams – Abyssals – Control

I was pleased to draw Nick as we’d had a great game a month or so earlier at Haven. His list was powerful and looked to be an excellent match for the scenario.


Unfortunately we only got a couple of turns in when Nick ended up having to concede, as he wasn’t feeling up to continuing. It was a real shame, as I had hoped to earn the win more, (it had started well for me, but you never know how a game will go) But a bit of rest was nice and left us both feeling ready to continue on in Game 4.



Game 4 – Paul Fox – Abyssals – Scavenge

Yes! I’ve been really wanting to play Paul again! I’d played him 3 times in the past and got 2 losses and a draw, and those results had kept me from winning the Clash of Kings and Masters! So this time I was super keen to play as well as I possibly could and earn myself a win!

His list was strong, however I noted that I had the long range firepower advantage, also from previous experience Paul doesn’t tend to sacrifice his units, which was helpful foreknowledge as we’ll see!


We both deployed the majority of our forces on the left flank, with a lesser amount on the right and my Conclaves in the middle. I went first, I pushed all the Fallen forward slightly just out of 20” of his nearest flyers. On the right I moved my Wolves within charge of the Tortured Souls with Haste and set up a flank charge with the Haste Chimera. Paul went for it, failed to rout them and then I countercharged, putting the Haste Chimera into their flank and took them out. It took a few turns but between them and the Magus Conclaves I was able to rout everything on the right. (I lost my Wolves but it was a fair sacrifice)

Now back in the middle Ba’su’su came out to play with my Pathfinder Chimera, the Chimera bugged out (pivot, run away 11") and then Ba’su’su decided rather than chass it fancied a Conclave instead (which it failed to rout due to the difficult terrain penalty)

At this point I brought back the Pathfinder Chimera, and one of Fallen in the stand off, bugged out. (Nimble turn, go 16”) towards the centre threatening Ba’su’su. The Chimera Breathed and combined with the other Conclave I got a waver! Ba’su’su tried to crawl away, but the Chimera and Fallen joined together and ripped him to shreds. (very satisfying! :p)


Just before Ba'su'su is killed

Meanwhile back on the left, the Tortured Souls all moved forward just into their charge range, then I backed out of it, this continued all the way till turn 4, when Paul finally committed a regiment further forward than I could back out of! Also at this point his unit's finally got to the Ransack token, I sacrificed my Fallen at this point to prevent him getting a token till turn 6.

Both Chimera’s grabbed a token as did the Fallen giving me 3 tokens. Paul took the Fallen out on the left with ease but was then unable to generate more than one token.

On the final turn 7, Paul had one chance, he charged the slowly reversing Fallen, (now speed 5 without Nimble due to the token) with his Well of Souls if he rolled well, he could take the token and grab a draw. It was not to be, giving me a win! Hurrah, my first ever win against him. :-D

Thanks to my sacrifice on Fallen on the left Paul actually killed slightly move than I did making the result 14-6 to me. Phew, great game, and I think I showed extreme restraint on my left, but I knew I had to play the scenario and play it well to pull off a win. :)


So end of day 1. We went out for a nice curry and had a few drinks, including some rather excellent cider! Mmm…


Day 2.

Just two games today, and I felt a bit more refreshed after some extra sleep! Let's get it on!


Game 5 – Matt James – Orcs – Push

Aha I got to play the TO, who had won every game so far same as me. He had a lovely Orc list with Abyssal Allies. (yes I face Tortured Souls, 3 games on the row!) I was pleased to get to play Matt as I’d enjoyed hanging out with him over the weekend, also by reputation he was a very good player so I knew it’d be a tough game, which it was!


Taking the Great Ax Horde in the centre with the tokens had to be done, but it was well protected which meant dealing with the flanking units first, or that was the idea...

Matt went first and advanced generally including putting his Haste Krudger on Winged Slasher into 22” range of my Pathfinder Chimera. I decided to try and bait it into a charge into difficult terrain, this seemed sensible. However I foolishly didn’t check to see how far the 22” would get him and the Slasher neatly flew over the top and landed behind out of all my charge arcs… How many times have I done this to others? Well now it happened to me, and it wasn’t pleasant. :P

Eeeeeep!

To compound the error, Matt’s Tortured Souls charged the Chimera preventing me from simply flying away… I came up with a sacrificial strategy, charge the T Souls with my Fallen and offer the Slasher a rear, meanwhile pivot my Chimera to allow me to then deal with the Slasher assuming the Chimera actually survived a charged from Gore Riders in the flank! O.o I know it sounded risky but with terrain odds, were reasonable I’d be ok. (16 hits, 8 damage)

Thankfully it all worked! The Chimera survived, killed the Krudger (rear attack) then turned back to the Gore riders for the front charge on Matt’s turn.  I breathed a sigh of relief as crisis was averted. Sadly he didn't last much longer before the Riders ground him to dust.

On the left my Haste Chimera was being battered by Gakamak, the Wolves dropped their token and ran into a flanking position on some oncoming Orc Ax, but Gakamak then sped off and attacked them instead! Leaving the Chimera to face the Ax by itself. Now interestingly Gakamak failed to waver the wolves and my Wolves the wavered him in return! The Chimera dealt with the Ax but was now heavily damaged. Gakamak used his Fury to countercharge the Wolves, (who gave him that…) and routed them.

Now amusingly I was all set to breath attack on Gakamak and try to kill him off when Matt pointed out his Wardum was in charge range, not one to look a gift horse in the mouth I happily took that, which left me behind the Greatax horde! (we'd both made a positioning mistake now!)

In the centre, I sacrificed my Horse raiders to block the Orclings and consequently the Great Ax behind them, this worked great keeping them in place for several turns. My poor Fallen though, my Skald’s banechant from the Lute of Insatiable Darkness stubbornly refused to work, this meant my Fallen bounced and then got flanked and routed.

Ok it was looking decidedly dodgy, I had one Fallen unit left, if they could rout the Gore Riders they could turn round and go possibly into the Great Ax, with both them and the Haste Chimera, with at least one into the rear I could just possibly pull off a win. No, the Bane-chant still stubbornly refused to work and I bounced off… This spelled their doom and sadly the last realistic chance of a win.

As I knew the Chimera couldn’t take out the Great Ax by itself (short of a double 6 to waver it and a turn 7 and another double 6) I decided to go for the fun option of charging the undamaged Krudger on Gore with a chance of an overrun into the Gore Riders. It worked! I killed the Krudger and wavered the Gore Riders. Except there were some pesky Orclings sitting behind the Chimera, Not routing the riders meant a rear charge, 36 attacks later dead Chimera. :P

That left me with my Conclaves and the useless bloody Skald… The Conclaves at least finished off both the Gore Riders and Gakamak before the game ended, giving Matt a big win. (17-3)

Wow amazing game, honestly Matt outplayed me, he’s a damn good player, I can’t wait to face him again in a future event. :)


Game 6 – George Kirke –Goblins - Occupy

So now things we’re close at the top and I was playing George. I knew I had to win for a chance at the top spot, and George is a great player so I had to be careful. The absolute priority was to take out the War Trombones and preferably the Bloodboil Wiz too.


After deployment, my Pathfinder Chimera was facing a hedge with Trolls behind it, which seemed less than ideal so I bugged out, and flew to the centre, into a wood, offering George’s Phantoms a flank. I figured if I could withstand it, then my Fallen would take out the Phantoms, which they did.

On the left I moved up and prepared for operation KILL ALL WAR TROMBONES!!! :p (note all my units were just out of 17” of them, so they could not possibly shoot me) My Conclaves couldn’t see them, so they shot the Giant instead. (minimal damage)

George’s turn saw little movement, bar the Goblin Rabble which started heading forward. (clearing my view to the Trombones for the Conclaves! Hehehe) George had planned to block my charge to a War Trombone from the Haste Chimera but then moved the blocking unit giving me an easy charge. (oops)

My turn 2 saw mass charges everywhere! The Haste Chimera ate the Trombone, the Pathfinder Chimera despite losing flight was still speed 10 so ate another. The Conclaves wavered the 3rd! Excellent I love it when a plan comes together. ;-)

To really rub it in, my Horse raiders shot his Wiz needing 6’s to hit, got a damage and wavered it… (sometimes dice do mean things)


On my right the Fallen crashed into the Trolls and bounced with a waver. They bounced back and forward for a few turns but eventually I broke through. The remaining Phantoms did do a fly over and charge into the rear, but difficult terrain saved me unit, then a flank charge killed them off.

It should be mentioned that George’s right flank positioning was excellent, he really took advantage of the obstacle, it pretty much took the Fallen the entire game to get through, and if dice had been nicer could well have seen George’s units winning instead.

Back in the centre my Chimera were feeling smug, they finished off the final Trombone then eventually joined together to take out the Giant before sadly one was killed. The Horse raiders played with the Mincer, using Nimble to get to its flank and wavering it twice on the row! Before my surviving Chimera eventually took it from behind.

As the mist cleared, I jumped onto several objectives and glared at the Rabble Legion that I just didn’t have time to kill... (I’d pretty much run out of time at this point, so had to pretty much skip fighting in my turn 6) We did get a turn 7 and with just seconds left I used my Chimera to breath attack the final Wiz and rout it.

George's final turn saw his Flagger run up to a horde of heavily damaged Wolves needing 6 to hit and rout them! :D Epic end to the game, and a big win to me.



Results



That left me with 1st overall, Paul Fox in 2nd and Matt James in 3rd. (Paul Fox beat Matt in game 6) Paul Welsh won Best painted with his beautiful Varangrrr.

What handsome chaps!


This meant AGC claimed 2 out of the 4 Trophies! (Altrincham Gamers Club)  

Me and the hunk.

Overall

An excellent event, run well by Matt. It was very laid back and I would highly recommend people attend any of his tournies in the future. The venue was also good if somewhat hot! (better once they got the big fans going) My opponents we’re all great and I had some excellent tactical games, cheers everyone! :D

The social aspect was particularly good and Fri and Sat nights were both really top, it was super cool having Matt hang out with us Friday, and having Chris Morris stay Sat was great too, really nice to catch up with him and admire his Smurf army. ;-)


Army Tweaks & Going Forward

Well it worked fine, I still have issues due to my lack of an individual such as Herja but I managed alright and adding her costs more than I'm willing to pay. You can’t have everything.

Hehe more than ever after being beaten by Matt’s Orcs it makes me want to make my own Orc army, I’ve always been put off by the amount of mini’s and painting involved, however I have come up with cunning plan involving my airbush. :p


UK Rankings

Thanks to the win, I think that should put me nicely back in first place, until the Clash of Kings UK at least. ;-)